Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Of Mules and Murphy's Law

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

The Lord observed the extent of human wickedness on the earth, and he saw that everything they thought or imagined was consistently and totally evil. Genesis 6:5

If you’re familiar with the adage known as Murphy’s Law and the epigram about leopards not changing their spots, you also will have little trouble understanding how God felt about humans back in Noah’s day.

Murphy’s Law simply states:  Anything that can go wrong…will go wrong.  Add the leopard epigrammatic twist, and it becomes:

Anything that can go wrong…will go wrong, again, and again, and again!

I have seen it firsthand!  About 30 years ago our church in Jacksonville, Florida, did an outdoor Christmas extravaganza, complete with stations around the buildings, representing Jerusalem and Bethlehem.  The pathway from the gates of the city (North Main Street in Jacksonville as Main Street Jerusalem), with tax collectors, Roman soldiers, Pharisees, women at the well, etc…eventually brought each visitor around to the back parking lot and the manger.  We had all the cast, Mary, Joseph, a two-month-old baby Jesus, plenty of sheep, a milk cow, and one very strong-willed mule.  The mule’s owner had a six-year-old son, in charge of keeping the animal off to one side of the manger while the preacher greeted the visiting public, and shared the story of Jesus’ birth.  That was the plan!  However, plans have a rather obnoxious habit of colliding with Murphy’s Law.  And, in this case, we became the story worthy of Clark Griswold’s Christmas Vacation.

The first couple of groups that came to the manger were textbook successes.  Then the mule started getting bored or anxious, wanting to take over my presentation of the Gospel.  It was hard for the crowd to hear the preacher for the braying.  (A member with a questionable sense of humor later told me it was hard to tell the difference between my preaching and the mule’s anyway).  The next time a group came through I cautioned the young boy holding the harness lead to keep the beast quiet.  About half-way through my presentation, the mule decided he’d had enough.  He strolled right between me and the crowd, dragging a six-year-old, holding onto the harness reigns, yelling at the top of his lungs:  stop it, stop it, you fool mule.  It was loud enough to be heard in South Georgia.  The worst part was the mule looking back and staring at me, face-to-face like Balaam’s donkey[1], with that look that said:  You were never in charge anyway, preacher. 

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result, Murphy’s correlation of that would be:  If you think you’re in control, you will spend major portions of your life in therapy.

The people of Noah’s day thought they were in control…but that was before the barometer dropped, and the thunder clouds gathered. 

For You Today  

Not every plan you make will result in as much disaster as that one night in North Florida’s manger scene.  But even when it does, it may be appropriate.  There may have been some people there who just needed a good laugh, and a lighter load during a tough time.  It’s hard to figure-out why God put mules on the earth, until the moment they steal the show.

You chew on that as you hit the Rocky Road; have a blessed day!

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There are about 2,000 devotional posts and 400 sermons in the Rocky Road Devotions library.  To dig deeper on today’s topic, explore some of these: 

Fear Factor - Part 1  and  When It Hurts So Much

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Unless noted, Scripture quoted from The New Living Translation©  



[1] Balaam and his Donkey Numbers 22

Friday, January 24, 2020

When the Elephant is a Sanctuary

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Friday, January 24, 2020

The Lord is my light and my salvation—so why should I be afraid?  The Lord is my fortress, protecting me from danger, so why should I tremble?  When evil people come to devour me, when my enemies and foes attack me, they will stumble and fall.  Though a mighty army surrounds me, my heart will not be afraid.  Even if I am attacked, I will remain confident.  The one thing I ask of the Lord—the thing I seek most—is to live in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, delighting in the Lord’s perfections and meditating in his Temple.  For he will conceal me there when troubles come; he will hide me in his sanctuary.  He will place me out of reach on a high rock.  Then I will hold my head high above my enemies who surround me.  At his sanctuary I will offer sacrifices with shouts of joy, singing and praising the Lord with music.  Psalm 27:1-6

Yesterday the elephant was the one that put the fear of God in our little mission group; today’s elephant is the sanctuary of a mother’s protection felt by her calf.  David’s heart reveal in this Psalm is how his focus is singularly on dwelling in the house of the Lord all the days of his life, delighting in the Lord’s perfections and meditating in his Temple.  But this is not the temple made with rock and mortar.  David wasn’t looking for a hidey place to check out of reality and spend his days strumming a harp; instead he understood his greatest need was the temple of that relationship between God and human.  It is that holy place where the expectant heart surrenders to the sovereignty of God, and your life is ever directed by God’s Spirit.  It is the marriage of creator and creature restored to its’ intended unity and purpose.  It’s when the soul is placed on the altar, offered unconditionally to the unseen God.  It’s where we have given all of what we know of ourselves to all we suspect God might be.  Sanctuary comes with surrender!
Do you remember that question you asked over and again?  It’s that one about when God might show you His will for your life.  The question is asked in many ways, just give me a sign, God…Father, I don’t know what to do…hey, preacher, what does God really want me to do with my life?  The main problem with this question is that it is usually attached to a string.  We want God to fill-in all the blanks before we sign the contract.  But a life of faith just doesn’t work that way. 
To live in the sanctuary of God and know God’s protection, providence, and guidance, you must enter by faith, and proceed entirely on faith.  That is our example from every faithful saint throughout history.  Consider Abraham:

It was by faith that Abraham obeyed when God called him to leave home and go to another land that God would give him as his inheritance. He went without knowing where he was going.  And even when he reached the land God promised him, he lived there by faith—for he was like a foreigner, living in tents. And so did Isaac and Jacob, who inherited the same promise.                                   Hebrews 11:8-9

For You Today

There’s no greater sanctuary than a heart filled with faith and occupied by the Spirit of the Holy One come down!  When it comes to knowing God, and enjoying life in His Kingdom, we start, proceed, and finish with faith. 
You chew on that as you hit the Rocky Road; have a blessed day!

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[1] Title Image:   Pixabay.com    Unless noted, Scripture quoted from The New Living Translation©

Thursday, January 23, 2020

When the Elephant Goes on a Rampage

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Thursday, January 23, 2020

The Lord is my light and my salvation—so why should I be afraid?  The Lord is my fortress, protecting me from danger, so why should I tremble?  When evil people come to devour me, when my enemies and foes attack me, they will stumble and fall.  Though a mighty army surrounds me, my heart will not be afraid.  Even if I am attacked, I will remain confident.  The one thing I ask of the Lord—the thing I seek most—is to live in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, delighting in the Lord’s perfections and meditating in his Temple.  For he will conceal me there when troubles come; he will hide me in his sanctuary.  He will place me out of reach on a high rock.  Then I will hold my head high above my enemies who surround me.  At his sanctuary I will offer sacrifices with shouts of joy, singing and praising the Lord with music.  Psalm 27:1-6

In 2007 I took a little trip with a group of Baptists, Methodists, and Assembly of God folks to Zimbabwe, Africa.  Our mission was to teach End Times theology to pastors in a seminary, build a building in 10 days for future students, and (in our spare time) hold a Vacation Bible School for 150 kids in 110 heat.  I learned a lot in that 10-day adventure, particularly about dealing with adversity.  On that trip I met people whose daily tasks were dictated by whether there would be food somewhere in the coming week.  When you live in American culture, adversity is only having a 4G network.  By the end of the week I was feeling guilty about missing the comforts of my home when my new friends were grateful just to have a roof over their school building to shade them from the relentless midday sun.
We got one day being tourists; we got to ride in an open, jeep-like vehicle for a mini-safari into the bush.  Seeing wildlife in the wild is spectacular!  Our ride through the African plains to an engedi of a watering-hole was surreal. 
On that little excursion I learned something very important to the life of following Jesus as a disciple when we were threatened by a beast that could have squashed our huge jeep wagon and the dozen occupants without even breaking a sweat.
The elephant blocked our pathway through the brush as we were headed towards the oasis/watering hole…not quite a lake really, more like a mudhole.  But that elephant considered it his mudhole, and he stood firmly unmovable, ready to defend his home and herd.  We hadn’t seen him until we only 20 feet away.  Suddenly being nose to trunk with a 10-foot tall, ten-ton behemoth with an attitude, our guide stopped the vehicle and said in a low, steady voice:  be very quiet and still[2].  I had no problem with that; my legs wouldn’t have moved if you beat me with a baseball bat!
After several looks at us with eyes that resembled something I’ve seen on a tv show about zombies and devils, the mountain of grey with a tail at both ends snorted and lumbered off, leaving a dozen American sets of eyes frozen open in disbelief at how fragile our lives were…and how calmly our African host remained when borderline rage was staring us down, and fear had imprisoned his passengers.
That was the first time I’d connected the dots with King David’s Psalm, and how, if attacked (or even just threatened), he would remain confident.  Perhaps this confidence grew from years of being protected in the wilderness from bears and lions as he protected the sheep he was tending.  David understood the power of his God to keep him, no matter the circumstances. 
There is a difference between presenting a confident image for others to see, as opposed to having a non-anxious spirit because you’ve entrusted your life, past, present, and future, to the God nobody sees.  David could rest his spirit in the presence of the Lord, because that presence was always there. 
For You Today


When you’ve lived long enough and sinned big enough to know how much you are in need of God’s forgiveness, providence, and protection, like David, you’ve probably discovered God’s been doing that for you since long before you even suspected it!
You chew on that as you hit the Rocky Road; have a blessed day!

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[1] Title Image:   Russell Brownworth (original photograph)    Unless noted, Scripture quoted from The New Living Translation©
[2] See Psalm 46:10