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Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Of Mules and Murphy's Law

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

The Lord observed the extent of human wickedness on the earth, and he saw that everything they thought or imagined was consistently and totally evil. Genesis 6:5

If you’re familiar with the adage known as Murphy’s Law and the epigram about leopards not changing their spots, you also will have little trouble understanding how God felt about humans back in Noah’s day.

Murphy’s Law simply states:  Anything that can go wrong…will go wrong.  Add the leopard epigrammatic twist, and it becomes:

Anything that can go wrong…will go wrong, again, and again, and again!

I have seen it firsthand!  About 30 years ago our church in Jacksonville, Florida, did an outdoor Christmas extravaganza, complete with stations around the buildings, representing Jerusalem and Bethlehem.  The pathway from the gates of the city (North Main Street in Jacksonville as Main Street Jerusalem), with tax collectors, Roman soldiers, Pharisees, women at the well, etc…eventually brought each visitor around to the back parking lot and the manger.  We had all the cast, Mary, Joseph, a two-month-old baby Jesus, plenty of sheep, a milk cow, and one very strong-willed mule.  The mule’s owner had a six-year-old son, in charge of keeping the animal off to one side of the manger while the preacher greeted the visiting public, and shared the story of Jesus’ birth.  That was the plan!  However, plans have a rather obnoxious habit of colliding with Murphy’s Law.  And, in this case, we became the story worthy of Clark Griswold’s Christmas Vacation.

The first couple of groups that came to the manger were textbook successes.  Then the mule started getting bored or anxious, wanting to take over my presentation of the Gospel.  It was hard for the crowd to hear the preacher for the braying.  (A member with a questionable sense of humor later told me it was hard to tell the difference between my preaching and the mule’s anyway).  The next time a group came through I cautioned the young boy holding the harness lead to keep the beast quiet.  About half-way through my presentation, the mule decided he’d had enough.  He strolled right between me and the crowd, dragging a six-year-old, holding onto the harness reigns, yelling at the top of his lungs:  stop it, stop it, you fool mule.  It was loud enough to be heard in South Georgia.  The worst part was the mule looking back and staring at me, face-to-face like Balaam’s donkey[1], with that look that said:  You were never in charge anyway, preacher. 

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result, Murphy’s correlation of that would be:  If you think you’re in control, you will spend major portions of your life in therapy.

The people of Noah’s day thought they were in control…but that was before the barometer dropped, and the thunder clouds gathered. 

For You Today  

Not every plan you make will result in as much disaster as that one night in North Florida’s manger scene.  But even when it does, it may be appropriate.  There may have been some people there who just needed a good laugh, and a lighter load during a tough time.  It’s hard to figure-out why God put mules on the earth, until the moment they steal the show.

You chew on that as you hit the Rocky Road; have a blessed day!

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[1] Balaam and his Donkey Numbers 22

Thursday, February 1, 2018

City of David

Thursday, February 1, 2018
Praise the Lord!  How good to sing praises to our God!  How delightful and how fitting!  The Lord is rebuilding Jerusalem and bringing the exiles back to Israel.  He heals the brokenhearted and bandages their wounds.  He counts the stars and calls them all by name.  How great is our Lord! His power is absolute!  His understanding is beyond comprehension!  Psalm 147:1-5(NLT)
Representing the people of the United States, last month President Donald Trump officially recognized Jerusalem as the Capitol of Israel.  That unexpected announcement raised more than a few eyebrows around the world; it created a controversy storm that will have tsunami-like waves of criticism and pushback for the foreseeable future.  Now, that’s not unusual for America’s most controversial president since…well, the last administration.  Controversy is the medium in which world politics swim, and some political fish have bigger gills than most.
Now, I’m not a politician, per se; neither am I a political science scholar.  What I am this morning is a man sitting at his keyboard in the wee hours of the morning considering the actions and words of another controversial, historic leader, Nehemiah, who led Israel to rebuild Jerusalem following the Babylonian captivity.  Nehemiah’s words in Psalm 147 are an outburst of praise from a heart so overflowing with gratitude and emotion you can just about feel the release of joy and unburdening of his heart. 
It is easy to get all excited about a comeback.  Jerusalem had been destroyed by the Babylonian Empire.  The city walls were in ruins and those carried away had spent seven decades in prison camp.  Just the idea of re-construction was like a dream.  Yet it happened.  In Nehemiah’s account we read that because of the people’s willingness to work, the project was completed in less than two months[2].  With today’s labyrinth of building codes, permits, and labor issues you can hardly build a doghouse in that time.
Now, I’ve never found any place in Scripture where the United States of America is listed.  I see nothing in prophecy about anyone named Trump (unless, perhaps there is a play on words for the instrument Gabriel will use to signal the end of times J). 
But what we do see in Scripture and history is a constant, continual, immutable commitment of God to His promises.  And those promises center on His special people and the city of Jerusalem.  Given the President’s lack of familiarity with Scripture and faith issues, or even the rudiments of theology, it is an oddity to see him willingly spend his political capital to move the U.S. embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.  However, if you look at some of the other surprises in Holy Writ concerning the City of David and how God displays His Sovereignty over the affairs of humankind, it becomes less surprising that He would use a dumbed-down version of “faith” to remind the world Who is really in charge! 
·       Didn’t God use a floating axe-head to display how nothing is ever lost?  (2 Kings 6)
·       Didn’t God use the little city of Ai to defeat Israel’s mighty army because one of Israel’s soldiers had secretly sinned?  (Joshua 7)
·       Didn’t God use a talking donkey to startle a prophet?  (Numbers 22)
Who is to say God didn’t inspire a flamboyant politician to focus our attention once more on what will be the center of the end of this evil age?

For You Today

Someone wise once said that the Kingdom of God was already a present reality. 
It is the job description of every follower of Jesus Christ to build that Kingdom as if He’s not coming back for a thousand more years…and to live each moment as if He is coming back today.
You chew on that as you hit the Rocky Road…have a blessed day!

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[1] Title Image courtesy of Pixabay.com
[2] Nehemiah 6:15 is specific – 52 days