Showing posts with label Murphy's Law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Murphy's Law. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Of Mules and Murphy's Law

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

The Lord observed the extent of human wickedness on the earth, and he saw that everything they thought or imagined was consistently and totally evil. Genesis 6:5

If you’re familiar with the adage known as Murphy’s Law and the epigram about leopards not changing their spots, you also will have little trouble understanding how God felt about humans back in Noah’s day.

Murphy’s Law simply states:  Anything that can go wrong…will go wrong.  Add the leopard epigrammatic twist, and it becomes:

Anything that can go wrong…will go wrong, again, and again, and again!

I have seen it firsthand!  About 30 years ago our church in Jacksonville, Florida, did an outdoor Christmas extravaganza, complete with stations around the buildings, representing Jerusalem and Bethlehem.  The pathway from the gates of the city (North Main Street in Jacksonville as Main Street Jerusalem), with tax collectors, Roman soldiers, Pharisees, women at the well, etc…eventually brought each visitor around to the back parking lot and the manger.  We had all the cast, Mary, Joseph, a two-month-old baby Jesus, plenty of sheep, a milk cow, and one very strong-willed mule.  The mule’s owner had a six-year-old son, in charge of keeping the animal off to one side of the manger while the preacher greeted the visiting public, and shared the story of Jesus’ birth.  That was the plan!  However, plans have a rather obnoxious habit of colliding with Murphy’s Law.  And, in this case, we became the story worthy of Clark Griswold’s Christmas Vacation.

The first couple of groups that came to the manger were textbook successes.  Then the mule started getting bored or anxious, wanting to take over my presentation of the Gospel.  It was hard for the crowd to hear the preacher for the braying.  (A member with a questionable sense of humor later told me it was hard to tell the difference between my preaching and the mule’s anyway).  The next time a group came through I cautioned the young boy holding the harness lead to keep the beast quiet.  About half-way through my presentation, the mule decided he’d had enough.  He strolled right between me and the crowd, dragging a six-year-old, holding onto the harness reigns, yelling at the top of his lungs:  stop it, stop it, you fool mule.  It was loud enough to be heard in South Georgia.  The worst part was the mule looking back and staring at me, face-to-face like Balaam’s donkey[1], with that look that said:  You were never in charge anyway, preacher. 

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result, Murphy’s correlation of that would be:  If you think you’re in control, you will spend major portions of your life in therapy.

The people of Noah’s day thought they were in control…but that was before the barometer dropped, and the thunder clouds gathered. 

For You Today  

Not every plan you make will result in as much disaster as that one night in North Florida’s manger scene.  But even when it does, it may be appropriate.  There may have been some people there who just needed a good laugh, and a lighter load during a tough time.  It’s hard to figure-out why God put mules on the earth, until the moment they steal the show.

You chew on that as you hit the Rocky Road; have a blessed day!

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[1] Balaam and his Donkey Numbers 22

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Patience

Tuesday, July 10, 2018
Dear brothers and sisters, be patient as you wait for the Lord’s return.  Consider the farmers who patiently wait for the rains in the fall and in the spring.  They eagerly look for the valuable harvest to ripen.  You, too, must be patient. Take courage, for the coming of the Lord is near.  James 5:7-8(NLT)
One of the hardest things to do is wait patiently.  The fact is we have conditioned ourselves against patience.  Everything manufactured these days requires little assembly or consideration.  The computer I use came with only a single page instruction sheet, and the rechargeable battery was already charged…plug-in and get going!
We are in a hurry today.  That “hurry” builds tension and uneasiness into our daily lives which can only be measured with a bucket loader.  There is hardly an un-anxious person to be found among us.  Yet that is exactly the advice given to pastors, to be a non-anxious presence as antidote to the fear and worry that pervades anxiety.
I had a hard time with that this past Sunday.
One of our churches uses multimedia to enhance worship; you could have fooled me.  At the first church (without screens and projector) the service went well, with several changes and unexpected shifts; it’s ok, we get used to last-minute hiccups! 
Elizabeth and I jumped in the car and noticed it was still early…we had a whole, extra two minutes to enjoy, getting down the road 11 miles to our second church.  That was the last bit of non-anxious in the day! 
Our choir-director, along with her son, the sound/multimedia technician, were gone on their annual vacation.  So, Russell, ever ready to take on much more than he is able, or qualified to do, said sure – I’ll run the computer for those two weeks; no problem! 
Poor, deluded monkey! 
Disclaimer:  if you’re not a technology genius, never agree to this; it’s difficult enough to stand before even a small church and stay sane while conducting a worship service.  If you throw-in having only 11 minutes once you arrive at church to set-up the laptop with the PowerPoint presentation, connect all the thingamajigs, turn-on the projectors, set-up the camera, video your wife standing at the piano saying “hi” to cousin Billy in Arizona, get to the bathroom (hey-it’s a long morning), and rush back into the sanctuary in time for the call to worship…you have a perfect storm waiting when you begin to lead the congregational call-to-worship printed in the bulletin – especially if you have in your hands the bulletin from the first church, and you’re trying to lead the congregation at the second church. 
And then, of course, the batteries in the remote control choose that exact moment to go belly-up!  And there you stand, non-anxious presence smile on your face, created in the image of God, faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, Super-pastor….and you just want to cry.
Note to self:   If you’re going to be a non-anxious presence, it would be a smart thing to stay within the boundaries of common sense and follow the advice you give to others from Scripture:  what makes the church THE CHURCH is not a Super-Pastor, able to do it all.  Rather, it is the Body of Christ being THE BODY OF CHRIST with each part doing that loving task to which it has been called. 
Stay in that; live in that; proclaim that – trusting God with everything.  That’s how the peace of God, which passes all understanding will create a non-anxious presence even in the midst of technological chaos!  It’s called the gift of patience.
For You Today
Waiting patiently may be the most anxious thing we do…and the most useless when we wind up faking the “patiently” part.  So, come with me; let’s take a deep breath and recite the Lord’s Prayer early this morning.  Call on the Father; fellowship with the Son; let the Holy Spirit have all that anxiety, and rest in His peace…patiently!
You chew on that as you hit the Rocky Road; have a blessed day. 

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